So, this is a test of the Fourth World Radio emergency system. In the event of an attack, natural disaster, or apocalyptic breakdown of human civility, please reference our how-to guide and tips for survival "Stayin' Classy While Stayin' Alive" and be sure to stock up on high-fidelity stereo equipment, ammunition, and your vice of choice. Never rule out the ridiculous, and never underestimate the enemy. Whatever or whomever that might be.
So without further adooobie....
Until next time, etc.